“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,”
-Brad Pitt
What the heck is that supposed to mean? You and Jolie will get married with a 60 year old man can marry his 5 year old granddaughter? When I can marry three extremely attractive Eastern Europeans? When I can set up house with my dog?
Since when do we cater to everone’s desire?
Let me give you a hint. Marriage requirements in this country are pretty low. Anybody can get married just as long as they meet a certain age and sex requirement. Simple.